Now what would be the point in showing you these wonderful, glorius, fashinoable hats if you couldn't even purchase them? Luckly for you, the Wonderful Mann Co Hat Emporium has been upgraded and now has an online store! Though like every other online store, we jack up the prices because we want you to get up and actually come to our store!
| Front Page | Gallery of Hats | Ordering Page |
List of Hats you can Purchase
| Hat | Price | Purchase Here! |
| Batter's Helm | $400,000 |  |
| Bonk Helm | $400,000 |  |
| Trouble Maker's Tossle Cap | $400,000 |  |
| Backwards Ball Cap | $400,000 |  |
| Stainless Pot | $400,000 |  |
| Tyrant's Helm | $400,000 |  |
| War Pig | $400,000 |  |
| Freedom Feathers | $400,000 |  |
| Brigade Helm | $400,000 |  |
| Connoisseur's Cap | $400,000 |  |
| Handyman's Handle | $400,000 |  |
| Head Warmer | $400,000 |  |
| Hustler's Hallmark | $400,000 |  |
| Reggaelator | $400,000 |  |
| Squid's Lid | $400,000 |  |
| Tam O Shanter | $400,000 |  |
| Large Luchadore | $400,000 |  |
| Outdoorsman | $400,000 |  |
| Officer's Ushanka | $400,000 |  |
| Chicken Kiev | $400,000 |  |
| Hotrod | $400,000 |  |
| Buckaroo's Hat | $400,000 |  |
| The Danger | $400,000 |  |
| Buzz Killer | $400,000 |  |
| Medic's Mountain Cap | $400,000 |  |
| Berliner's Bucket Helm | $400,000 |  |
| Surgeon's Stahlhelm | $400,000 |  |
| Medimedes | $400,000 |  |
| Swagman's Swatter | $400,000 |  |
| The Anger | $400,000 |  |
| Liquidator's Lid | $400,000 |  |
| SirShootsalot | $400,000 |  |
| Counterfeit Billy Cock | $400,000 |  |
| Familiar Fez | $400,000 |  |
| L'homme Burglerre | $400,000 |  |
| Towering Pillar Of Hats | $400,000 |  |
Disclaimer:
The Wonderful Mann Co Emporium doesn't actually sell real life physical hats, we do sell virtual hats though, and yes they are
very overpriced, but very stylish.